Not too long ago I would have told you that hipster beards are gross. Clean-shaven cherub face all the way. Not so much anymore. There was one guy a couple months ago that I found myself sort of surprisingly attracted to. And he had a full beard. Like, mountain man beard. And mountain man chest. This was the first time I’d ever found myself attracted to the “hipster” look. To be fair, he was a good dresser – plaid and chucks, but clean cut and wrinkle-free. Good hygiene. I think that is the main thing about the beard. I feel like if you don’t have good hygiene, you’re more likely not to give a shit about shaving your beard.
So anyway, after my weird attraction to this guy, I was in the local record store (yeah, I know I’m becoming a hipster. It’s hard to reverse the process at this point) and all the guys working there were bearded hipster guys. And I was kind of taken aback by the fact that I was attracted to them. Weird. So I guess I like guys with beards now. Whatevs.